the phantasmagorical panda cometh...

I claim to write poetry. Quite fiendishly. I obsess over films. I will presumably graduate UVa, lest calamities befall. ALSO...

In the cranial catacombs there echoes the dulcet, mellifluous drone of Rogert Ebert. He is omniscient, he is obscenely disagreeable if not feed lobster hourly. He thinks those leggings make your ovaries look fat. Despite his whining, he has a valorous strain--he caught the shot heard round the world with his brittle teeth; he was the pied piper for the Black Plague rats. He also, for no evident reason, wants you to know this tumblr is the property of someone who claims to write poetry and it eternally befuddled by tumblr and the trends of the youths.

Did I have a courtship with Bette Davis...??? Guinea Pigs...or COMMUNISTS?!

EVERY INCH A KING: Rudolf II, Holy Roman Emperor

Rudolf II (July 18, 1552 – January 20, 1612), Holy Roman Emperor, King of Hungary & Croatia, King of Bohemia, and Archduke of Austria. Member of the Austrian Hapsburg dynasty (of which Marie Antionette was also a member). He was an Emperor ahead of his time. He was a staunch supporter of the arts…

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